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1、英語閱讀理解幽默故事Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everythingtutors (家庭教師), cards, special learning centersin short, everything they could think of. Finally they took Tommy to a catholic (天主教的) school. After the first day, little Tommy came home with a very serious look on hi

2、s face. He didnt kiss his mother hello. Instead, he went straight to his room and started studying. Books and papers were spread (鋪開) out all over the room and little Tommy was hard at work. His mother was surprised. She called him down to dinner and as soon as he finished eating, he went back to hi

3、s room, without a word. In no time he was back hitting the books as hard as before. This went on for some time, day after day while the mother tried to understand what was happening. Finally, little Tommy brought home his report card. He quietly put it on the table and went up to his room and hit th

4、e books. His mom looked at it and to her surprise, little Tommy got an A in math. She could no longer hold her curiosity (好奇心). She went to his room and asked, “Son, what was it? Was it the nuns (修女)?”Little Tommy looked at her and shook his head, “No. ”“Well then,” she asked again. “WHAT was it?”Li

5、ttle Tommy looked at her and said, “Well, on the first day of school, when I saw that man nailed (釘) to the plus sign (加號), I knew they werent joking. ”根據(jù)以上短文內(nèi)容，然后從每題所給的四個選項中選擇最佳選項。1. Why did Tommys parents send him to a catholic school?A. Because he could eat well there. B. Because he could earn mo

6、re about nuns. C. Because his parents wanted him to do better in his math. D. Because his parents didnt want him to learn math any more. 2. Tommys mother felt surprised that his son _. A. was still the same as usual B. ate so much at dinnerC. kissed her hello after school D. worked hard but said lit

7、tle3. “Hitting the books” means “_” in Chinese. A. 用功 B. 捶書 C. 發(fā)泄 D. 振作4. The last sentence in the passage shows that _. A. Tommy felt sorry for the mail B. Tommy was afraid of being nailedC. Tommy didnt like the plus sign D. Tommy liked playing jokes on others5. From the passage, we can infer (推斷)

8、that _. A. teachers should be strict with their studentsB. mistaking (誤解) might do good sometimesC. a catholic school is much better than other onesD. nuns are good at helping children with their math【答案與解析】1. 選C。文章第1段說Tommy數(shù)學學不好，其父母想盡了一切辦法都不奏效，最后將他送進了一所天主教的教會學校。2. 選D。認真閱讀第2段前面幾句話，并注意以下信息：After the

9、first day, little Tommy came homedidnt kiss his mother hellowas hard at workwithout a word. 可知答案應選D。3. 選A。根據(jù)文章大意和Finally, little Tommy brought home his report card. He quietly put it on the table and went up to his room and hit the books這個句子的語境，可知hit the books的意思是“用功”。4. 選B。Tommy學習一直不用功，但自從進了這所catho

10、lic school之后，情況就不一樣了整天都發(fā)狠讀書，結(jié)果數(shù)學考試也得了A。這是為什么呢？文章在最后道出了其原因：Well, on the first day of school, when I saw that man nailed (釘) to the plus sign (加號), I knew they werent joking. 由此可知，Tommy是擔心學習不用功會被釘在十字架上。5. 選B。Tommy把the man nailed to the plus sign誤解為“學習不用功的結(jié)果”，從而一改自己原來不好學的不良習慣，很快就把數(shù)學成績趕了上去?？梢?，誤解有時也可以起到好

11、的效果。Jean is a bright young woman who comes from a rich and famous family. She goes to a good university and has everything that money can buy. Well, almost everything. The problem is that the people in Jeans family are so busy that they can hardly find time to be with her. In fact, Jean is quite lon

12、ely. So Jean spends a lot of time on her QQ. She likes being anonymous(匿名), talking to people who do not know about her famous family and her rich life. She uses the name Linda on QQ and has made a lot of friends who she keeps in touch with quite often. Last year Jean made a very special friend on Q

13、Q. His name was David and lived in San Francisco. David was full of stories and jokes. He and Jean had a common(共同的) interest in rock music and modern dance. So it always took them hours to talk happily on QQ and sometimes they even forgot their time. Of course, they wanted to know more about each o

14、ther. David sent a picture of himself: He was a tall, good-looking young man with a big, happy smile. As time went by, they became good friends and often sent cards and small things to each other. When Jeans father told her that he was going on a business trip to San Francisco, she asked him to let

15、her go with him so that she could give David a surprise for his birthday. She would take him the latest DVD of their favorite rock singer. But when she knocked on Davids door in San Francisco, she found that her special friend was a twelve-year-old boy named Jim!根據(jù)以上短文內(nèi)容，然后從每題所給的四個選項中選擇最佳選項。1. Jean

16、spends a lot of her time on QQ because she is _. A. rich B. famous C. young D. lonely2. Jean thought “David” was special because he _. A. made her quite happy on QQB. was from San FranciscoC. sent her a picture of himselfD. was tall and good-looking3. When Jean and “David” met and introduced themsel

17、ves to each other, who felt surprised?A. “David”.B. Both “David” and Jean. C. Jean.D. Neither “David” nor Jean. 4. Whats the main idea of the passage?A. Dont believe those you get to know on QQ so easily. B. People dont use their real names on QQ so often. C. Dont go to meet those you get to know on

18、 QQ. D. People should tell their real names to others on QQ. 【答案與解析】1. 選D。由第1段的句子In fact, Jean is quite lonely. 可知答案選D。2. 選A。Jean認為David幽默風趣，在搖滾樂和現(xiàn)代舞上和她有共同的興趣，他們可以在網(wǎng)上快樂地聊上幾個小時。很顯然David使得Jean很開心。答案選A。3. 選C。文章的最后一句she found that her special friend was a twelve-year-old boy named Jim!告訴我們，當Jean發(fā)現(xiàn)她那特殊的朋

19、友是一個12歲的小孩時，用了一個感嘆號結(jié)尾，雖然作者沒有直接說Jean感到驚訝，但是我們可以從這個標點符號推斷出她的感覺應該是十分surprised(驚訝的)。4. 選A。本文講述Jean交了個十分投緣的網(wǎng)友，后來卻發(fā)現(xiàn)對方原來只是一個12歲的小男孩。通過這個故事，短文意在告戒人們不要輕易相信Q友，答案選A。A friend of mine named Paul received an expensive car from his brother as a Christmas present. On Christmas Eve when Paul came out of his office,

20、 a street urchin(頑童) was walking around the shining car. “Is this your car, sir?” he asked. Paul answered, “Yes, my brother gave it to me for Christmas.” The boy was surprised. “You mean your brother gave it to you and it did cost you nothing? Sir, I wish” He hesitated(猶豫). Paul thought of course he

21、 knew what the boy wanted, but what the boy said surprised him greatly. “I wish,” the boy went on, “that I could be a brother like that.” Paul looked at the boy in surprise, and then he said again, “Would you like to take a ride in my car?” “Oh yes, Id love to,” the boy answered.After a short ride,

22、the boy turned and with his eyes shining, said, “Sir, would you mind driving in front of my house?”Paul smiled a little. He thought he knew what the boy wanted. He wanted to show his neighbors that he could ride home in a big car. But Paul was wrong again. “Will you stop where those two steps are?”

23、the boy asked. He ran up to the steps. Then in a short while Paul heard him coming back, but he was not coming fast. He was carrying his little crippled(殘疾的) brother. He sat down on the step and pointed to the car. “There he is, Buddy, just like I told you upstairs. His brother gave it to him for Ch

24、ristmas and it didnt cost him a cent. And some day Im going to give you one just like itthen you can see for yourself all the nice things in the Christmas windows that Ive been trying to tell you about.”Paul got out and lifted the boy to the front seat of his car. The shining-eyed elder brother clim

25、bed in beside him and the three began an unforgettable holiday ride. 根據(jù)以上短文內(nèi)容，然后從每題所給的四個選項中選擇最佳選項。1. The street urchin was very surprised when _. A. he met PaulB. Paul told him about the car C. Paul received an expensive carD. he was walking around the car2. From the story we can see the urchin _. A

26、. wished to give his brother a carB. wanted Pauls brother to give him a carC. wished he could have a brother like Pauls D. wished Paul could be a brother like that 3. The urchin asked Paul to stop his car in front of his house _. A. to show he had a rich friendB. to show his neighbors the big carC.

27、to let his brother ride in the carD. to tell his brother about his wish4. We can find from the story that _. A. the urchin wished Paul to give his car to BuddyB. the urchin wished to have a rich brother C. the urchin had a deep love for his brotherD. the urchins wish came true in the end5. The best

28、name of the story is _. A. A Christmas Present B. Paul, a Kind-hearted PersonC. A Brother Like That D. An Unforgettable Holiday Ride【答案與解析】1. 選B。根據(jù)第2段中的 Paul answered, “Yes, my brother gave it to me for Christmas.” The boy was surprised.可知答案為B。2. 選A。The urchin 指著 Paul 的車對他的弟弟說：“And someday Im going

29、to give you one just like it”所以 the urchin 希望也能給他弟弟一輛車。3. 選D。The urchin 要 Paul 把車停在他家門前后，立即扶著他殘疾的弟弟出來，讓他看看Paul的車，然后告訴弟弟他想為他做的事，所以他只是想告訴他弟弟他的愿望。4. 選C。The urchin 在坐過 Paul 的車后沒有忘記弟弟，并且承諾也要給弟弟買一輛車，可見他對弟弟有著一份深深的愛。答案選C，而A、B、D三項與文章不符。5. 選C。通讀全文，我們不得不為 The urchin 的行為所感動，他是一個好哥哥。文章就是講述了他這樣的一位好哥哥，C選項最合適。Last

30、Friday a storm swept through two villages in the New Territories, destroying (摧毀) fourteen homes. Seven others were so badly damaged (破壞) that their owners had to leave them, and fifteen others had broken windows or broken roofs. One person was killed, several were badly hurt and taken to hospital,

31、and a number of other people received smaller hurt. Altogether over two hundred people were homeless after the storm. A farmer, Mr. Tan, said that the storm began early in the morning and lasted for over an hour. “I was eating with my wife and children,” he said, “When we heard a loud noise. A few m

32、inutes later our house fell down on top of us. We tried our best to climb out but then I saw that one of my children was missing. I went back inside and found him, safe but very frightened.”Mrs. Woo Mei Fong said that her husband had just left for work when she felt that her house was moving. She ra

33、n outside at once with her children. “There was no time to take anything,” she said, “A few minutes later, the roof came down.”Soldiers helped to take people out of the flooded (水淹的) area and the welfare department (福利機構(gòu)) brought them food, clothes and shelter. 1. How many homes altogether (總共) were

34、 damaged in the storm?A. FourteenB. Twenty-oneC. Twenty-nineD. Thirty-six2. Where was Mr. Tan when the storm first began?A. He was in bed.B. He was inside the house. C. He was outside the house.D. He was on the roof. 3. Mrs. Woo and her family didnt get hurt because _. A. her husband knew there woul

35、d be a stormB. they were all outside the house when the storm became worseC. she felt the house was movingD. the welfare department helped her4. The underlined word “shelter” in this passage means _. A. something to eatB. something to wear C. somewhere to studyD. somewhere to stay5. Which of he foll

36、owing may be the best title for this passage?A. A Terrible StormB. A Lucky WomanC. Good Soldiers D. Clever People 【答案與解析】一場暴風雨席卷了兩個村莊不僅摧毀了房屋，也是造成了人員傷亡，還有二百多人無家可歸。1. D。根據(jù)第一段出現(xiàn)的三個數(shù)字14，7，15即可知D為正確答案。2. B。根據(jù)“I was eating with my wife and children.”可排除A和D，由下文可知C也不合題意。3. C。答案即在即在she felt that her house wa

37、s moving中。4. D?？紤]全文意思及最末一段，可知暴風雨過后，房屋倒塌，人員傷亡。人們不僅需要食品、衣物，還需要住的地方。5. A。這篇閱讀材料主要描述了暴風雨襲擊的過程。顯然選項A是本文的主旨。Bill Clinton took office (就職)on January 20,1993 and became the 42nd U. S. President (總統(tǒng)). He is the first U. S. president who was born after World War II. He is also one of the youngest of all U. S.

38、 presidents. Clinton was born in a poor family. Three months before he was born, his father, William Blats, died. When he was small, his mother remarried (再婚) Norger Clinton, so the boys family name was changed. In the summer of 1963, Clinton was asked to visit the city of Washington. During his vis

39、it, he met President Kennedy in the White House. At that time, he wanted to become a president, and now he is! 1. Clinton became the 42nd U. S. president when he was_. A. thirtyB. about fortyC. forty-seven D. 37years old 2. Clintons father died_. A. after 1946B. before Clinton was born C. before Wor

40、ld War II D. when Clinton was young 3. Why was the boys name changed?A. Because he became a presidentB. Because his family was very poor C. Because his father was dead D. Because his mother remarried Norger Clinton 4. In 1963 Clinton came to the city of Washington_. A. to take part in an examB. for

41、his holidays C. for a visitD. to have a meeting with Kennedy 5. Which one of the following is Not right?A. Everybody can visit the president in the White House B. All the U. S. presidents work in the White HorseC. Clinton wanted to become a president after he saw President Kennedy D. The White House

42、 is in the city of Washington 答案與解析：1. C. 根據(jù)He is the first U. S. president who was born after World War II這一句話，可知克林頓是在第二次世界大戰(zhàn)之后出生的。故可推知答案為C。2. B. 本題屬細節(jié)理解題。根據(jù)Three months before he was born, his father, William Blats, died可知答案。3. D. 本題同樣也是細節(jié)理解題。答案就在第二段的末句中。4. B. 短文末段的首句已交代提非常清楚。5. C. 文章的最后一句話是解答本題的關

43、鍵。We know the mosquito very well. Mosquitoes fly everywhere. They can be found almost all over the world, and there are more than 2,500 kinds of them. No one likes the mosquito. But the mosquito may decide that she loves you. She? Yes, she. Its true that male mosquito doesnt bite(咬) and only the fem

44、ale mosquito bites because she needs blood to lay eggs. She is always looking for things or people she wants to bite. If she likes what she finds, she bites. But if she doesnt like your blood, she will turn to someone else for more delicious blood. Next time a mosquito bites you, just remember you a

45、re chosen. Youre different from the others!If the mosquito likes you, she lands on your body without letting you know. She bites you so quickly and quietly that you may not feel anything different. After she bites, you will have an itch(癢) on your body because she puts something from her mouth toget

46、her with your blood. By the time the itching begins, and she has flown away. And then what happens? Well, after her delicious dinner, the mosquito feels tired. She just wants to find a place to have a good rest. There, on a leaf or a wall, she begins to lay eggs, hundreds of eggs. 1. “Mosquito” mean

47、s _ in Chinese. A. 蒼蠅B. 蜻蜓C. 跳蚤D. 蚊子2. We know mosquitoes very well because _. A. they can be found easilyB. they fly here and thereC. there are many kinds of themD. they can fly3. If the mosquito doesnt bite you, it will _. A. get angry with youB. be afraid of you C. make a lot of noiseD. choose an

48、other one4. The mosquito bites you _. A. when youre asleepB. because you have choose it C. too quickly to let you knowD. but doesnt like you5. Which of the following sentences is wrong?A. The itching begins after the mosquito bites you. B. You feel terrible when the mosquito bites you. C. Mosquitoes

49、 use blood to lay eggs. D. All the mosquitoes dont like to bite people for blood.答案與解析：1. D?！拔焙汀皶w”是mosquitoes的兩個主要特征。根據(jù)這兩個特點，聯(lián)系生活常識，即可選定答案。另外，讀罷全文之后，也能將其余選項予以排除。2. B?！癢e know the mosquito very well. Mosquitoes fly everywhere.”一句是答案的出處。3. D。答案就在“But if she doesnt like your blood, she will turn to

50、someone else for more delicious blood.”這句話之中。4. C。答案的依據(jù)是“she lands on your body without letting you know. She bites you so quickly and quietly that you may not feel anything different.”一句。5. B。其余三項在文中都有明確的說明。根據(jù)上面那個小題的內(nèi)容，B項明顯是錯誤的。Shlander is a man from space. He thinks the people and things on the ea

51、rth are very strange. He is now writing a letter to his friend at home. Here is part of his letter. Read it and answer the questions.Now I am in a strange world. It is very nice. There are many new things here. There are many earth monsters here, too. The earth monsters look very funny. They have ju

52、st one head, two arms and two legs. They have thin black strings on their heads. Some earth monsters have brown or yellow strings. The earth monsters have a hole in their face. Every day, they put nice things and balls from the trees into the hole. They put water into the hole, too. The earth monste

53、rs do not walk very fast. They move from place to pace in tin boxes.At night, the earth monsters like to look at a square window box. This box has very small earth monsters in it.根據(jù)短文內(nèi)容選擇正確答案。1. Shlander thinks the people and things on the earth are very _.A. strange B. nice C. different D. beautifu

54、l2. Shlander thinks man on the earth is _.A. a monkey B. a earth monster C. a tin box D. a strange world3. The earth monster doesnt have _.A. heads, arms and legs B. brown or yellow strings on its head C. a hole on its face D. a swing on its body4. The earth monsters dont put _ on their holes.A. nic

55、e things B. balls C. fire D. water5. The square window box is _. A. a car or a bus B. a very small earth monster C. a TV set D. a radio答案與解析：1. A。根據(jù)Shlander is a man from space. He thinks the people and things on the earth are very strange (Shlander是個太空人，他認為地球上的人和物非常奇怪)就能確定正確選項。2. B。根據(jù) Now I am in a

56、 strange world. It is very nice. There are many new things here. There are many earth monsters here, too. The earth monsters look very funny(我到了一個陌生的世界中，這個世界非常優(yōu)美，有許多要學的新東西，也有許多地球怪物，這些怪物看起來挺有趣)就能確定正確選項。3. D。根據(jù)They have just one head, two arms and two legs. They have thin black strings on their heads.

57、 Some earth monsters have brown or yellow strings. The earth monsters have a hole in their face(地球怪物只有一個頭，兩只胳膊兩條腿，頭上有又黑又細的繩子，有的是棕色，有的是黃色，臉上還有一個洞)，顯然，前三個選項都是人類的特征，都不能被選。4. C。根據(jù)Every day, they put nice things and balls from the trees into the hole. They put water into the hole, too(每天他們把好東西和從樹上摘下來的球放進

58、洞里，也往洞里放水)就能確定正確選項5. C。根據(jù)At night, the earth monsters like to look at a square window box. This box has very small earth monsters in it(夜里，地球怪物喜歡看一個方形的窗臺上的花盆箱，這個箱子非常小，有地球怪物在里面)就能斷定文章中的方盒子就是一臺電視機。Alfred Nobel, the great Swedish inventor and industrialist, was born in Stockholm on October 21, 1833, bu

59、t moved to Russia with his parents in 1842, where his father, Immanuel, made a strong position for himself in the engineering industry. Immanuel Nobel invented landmine and made a lot of money from the government during the Crimean War, but went bankrupt soon after. Then, the family returned to Swed

60、en in 1859, where Alfred began his own study of explosives in his fathers lab. He had never been to school or university but had taught himself, and by the time he was twenty, he became a skillful chemist and excellent linguist, speaking Swedish, Russian, German, French and English. He built up over

61、 80 companies in 20 different countries. He was always searching for a meaning to life. He spent much time and money working on how to end the wars, and the peace between nations, until his death in Italy in 1896. His famous last will, in which he left money to provide prizes for outstanding work in

62、 physics, chemistry, physiology, medicine, literature and peace, is a memorial to his interests and ideas. And so, the man is remembered and respected long after his death.根據(jù)短文內(nèi)容，選擇能回答所提問題的正確答案。1. Where was Alfred Nobel born? He was born in _.A. Sweden B. StockholmC. Russia D. Moscow2. What did Immanuel Nobel invented during the Crimean War?A. The engineering industry. B. A strong position.C. Landmine. D. Study of explosives. 3. Why did Alfred Nobel return to Sweden ? Because his father _.A. went bankrupt B. was put in prison C. was ill D. died 4. How many companies did Al